Phoebe Horror Bridge
Phoebe has a taste for Broadway music of all kind. She believes that all songs have a place in this world, some on stage and some in showers. She aims to rile a crowd up and march to "Cell Block Tango" at dinner parties. Her friends send her songs saying "thought of you when I heard this" knowing very well that she will play these songs at their funeral. These songs include Tequila, Hot Mess and Baby Shark. She prays that one day Hozier will be the ultimate dictator we so badly need. He will then go on to write the constitution of the new world himself, using the tale of Orpheus and Eurydice as the paramount example of devotion.